If you’re bored…
You should check out this twitter stream of excerpts from London Review of Books Personal ads.
Choice excerpts:
“PMS-suffering F seeks M to 35 prone to inadvertently saying the wrong thing (which is everything) at the wrong time (which is always).”
“My bruised heart can offer no bon mots in this jacquerie of whimsy – but I can belch the theme tune to The Bill. M, 41. Box no. 3678.”
(In all honesty, I have no idea what this second one means, but I think it is funny nonetheless because it is about belching.)
